Come Here To Get More Candy Bars*

this startlingly colored planet is one thats sure to excite the imagination. ever since its discovery there have been stories that ar to say the least exciting. by now have you guessed its name? its mars!

this planet is rust red and the only one with a known source of water! now the good stuff. were making an offer you cant possibly resist. 1 square acre of the surface for only $500!!!! what a deal.

and with views like this you will want to get it soon before its all gone.

and we have a special deal for those with more wealth than others.

5 acres for $4500 and 10 acres for $8000

so if your interested buy it quick because it wont be here long!!

-The Interplanetary Advertisement Agency

this company is not responsible for any death or injuries related to the purchase of land or failure to realize upon landing on mars that there is no breathable oxygen or the failure to bring equipment to be used for harnessing resources. * candy bar offer may apply to boys only.